My wife, Kathy, is (sometimes unbeknownst to her...) proficient at the art of the malaprop. I sometimes slip up and do it too. She's gonna kill me if she sees this...
She said that an old magician practices "crustydigitation!"
Kathy got a million of these! I got three.
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2 comments:
At least she knew the meaning of what she was trying to say. I had to look up prestidigitation to find out what it meant!
At least she knew what she was trying to say. I had to look up prestidigitation to find out what it means!
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