If They Think THIS is Bad, Wait Till GOD Gets His Hands on 'Em!

Okay, let's see where we are: Creflo Dollar, Benny Hinn, Joyce Meyer, Eddie Long, Kenneth Copeland, and Paula White are being investigated by the senate finance committee.

I wonder if they feel like the mafia felt when the U.S. government turned the full force of its wrath on them... I wonder if they are getting their lies I mean stories straight and lining up their ecstatically ignorant supporters with tales of persecution and such. I can hear the accountant's papers shuffling, and the cell phone keypads tapping. And shredders are growling and regurgitating from being hastily overfed like my boy, Max does when I find myself in too much of a hurry to get him through eating so I can get back to watching "ESPN's First Take."

"The Rolls was a GIFT."

"The mansion belongs to the chu'ch!"

"I need a 10 million dollar jet! I'm too bizzy to fly commercial."

"This cosmetic surgery was just to clear up some... waitaminnit! WHAT cosmetic surgery?"

"I have a particular hip problem, and my research showed that only a 23,000 dollar john would get to the butt of the issue. Besides, the Bible says that we are the head, but why shouldn't the tail be well taken care of, too?"

"I ain' gotta anser to tha world about God's bizzniss! My sheep know my vo-ice!" (Yeah, but I bet your sheep can't get a meeting with you, or ride in that jet, or visit that gated mansion!)

I can just hear all of the pimpish game they will perpetrate against those who follow them and who shout loudly, "Lalalalalalalalala" to keep the truth from crawling into their ears. They will create a siege environment like Jim Jones and David Koresh did where the "world" is trying to destroy the good work and prosperous living of God's people.

Here is the punch line, though; If they think THIS investigation is intrusive and punitive, wait until they "getta loada" what God has in store for them! The GUBment only wants to know where the money went. GOD is concerned about

every.

single.

aspect.

of.

their.

lives.

Every detail!

They have led millions away from the TRUE gospel. One which does NOT focus on the accumulation of wealth, but on the emptiness, the broken body, the shed blood of Christ. For this it is said that it will have been better for them if John Gotti had fitted them with cement boots and dumped them into a river. Direct quote...

They have loved money rather than the Savior. They have taught others to do so.

They have demoted God, and in some strange, cosmic mutiny, promoted man to His captaincy.

They have ineptly wielded the Sword of the Word of God and sliced up the souls of multitudes, many of whom are dead, gone, and unable to hit the reset button.

God alone knows the rest of what they have done. And there are dozens, even thousands more unnamed crooks who do the same and worse.

The judgment of a senate committee is nothing compared to the Omnipotent Panel of One that awaits those who use the Bible as a Player's Handbook in order to manipulate the finances-- and souls-- of so many. This same judge will evaluate us in the same manner if we eschew the Love of and service to Christ in favor of selfish pleasure.

So, Klepto Dollar, Bentley Hinn, Joyce Mirer, Eddie Long(money), Kenneth (can't)Copeland, Paula White(washed sepulcre), it looks like you will be getting a small, small preview of what may be in store for you if you remain in your current state. As for Fred (pay the) Price, Paul Crouch(ing wolf), Joel Ovaltine and the rest of you, you obviously don't fear the God you defame, so maybe fear of the government hammer, public disgrace and financial devastation will make you stop victimizing the weak and unlearned.

It is not with glee, but with a feeling of impending justice being meted, that I ask, in the words of that illustrious theologian, T.O.:

"You gotcho popcone reddy?"