"The Persecution Rests."

You know, when I hear John McCain demonstrate the nerve to get all indignant and hurt about being called out by Congressman John Lewis for the not-so-subtle racist rabble-rousing done by him and his people, I get a burning anger in my belly. We know code language when we hear it. Keep the game fair. Win on the ISSUES. That's what I want.

When I hear caucasians downplay discrimination by saying blacks "play the 'Race Card'," I feel as though we have not really come as far as we think we have.

How dare a beneficiary of bias show outrage at those who are hurt by it?!? All that is happening is that those with bigoted hearts are too cowardly to outwardly say what they really feel, but cloak it in semantics. I know how to do that.

"How dare that uppity so-and-so try to represent this great and Godly nation?!? KILL that TERRORIST! Off with his HEAD!!"

I submit into evidence Exhibit A-Z my entire case that Obama's Democratic nomination and possible election does not cure that insidious infestation:

All the usual suspects are seen; Friiiied Chicken! Bobbecue Ribs! Redddd Kool-Aid! And that ol' faithful standard -- Walla-mellon! Lawsy me! I's jess a bubblin' allll ova. I shole is! All on a Food Stamp! Cuz you knows that sweet ole Gub'mint print 'em all up jess fuh us Color folks! White folks is too good an' too hard wekkin' to need 'em. All them folks in them trailer parks is jess FREE SPIRITS!

Oh, yeah, A Republican in California is responsible for this.

The Truth Fairy

You can tell how old you are by how much you used to get from the tooth fairy.
"Shoot! We're gonna have to give Max and Diana a dollar a tooth for it to mean anything!" I told Kathy.

I used to get a dime...

Between Iraq and a Hard Place

Just as I began to berate the Republicans for "enabling" racism, the word came that noted militant, arrogant atheist, Christopher Hitchens has endorsed Obama, ridiculing Palin for her Christianity!

I've always said that I can't fully embrace the GOP because they give "aid and comfort" to racists. And Hitchens' endorsement reminds me that the Democrats also provide God-haters a soft spot to land.

I have many, many problems with Palin, but her professed faith is not one.

PROnunciation: Nunciating for money.

I was on the road this past weekend working with a different band, and my friend, Curtis, and I got into a conversation about how unsatisfied and unhappy I was in the group in which I normally play.
"I'm a disgruntled employee," I said. I paused, "Hey, man, what's up with that word? You ever thought about it? Every time somebody shoots up a post office, or a place of business, they are always called, 'disgruntled'." He laughed.
"I mean, have you ever heard somebody use the word, 'gruntled'? 'I was disgruntled yesterday, but I got my check in the mail, an' I'm pretty gruntled today!' " We both fell out laughing.
"Yeah," Curtis said, "DIS- is a prefix, and you would think that the root word would stand alone. But I've never heard that word, 'gruntled' before. Man, you're crazy! You think about some weird stuff!" Laughing.
"Naw, man, I'm serious! I been thinking about that for years! I think about that kind of stuff a lot. Like look at the word 'unscathed'. When was the last time you heard about somebody being in a car wreck on the news, and the reporter said, 'Yeah, the victim got scathed up pretty good. He was so scathed that he is in critical condition.' And what is 'critical condition' anyway? Is that when you are hurt up so bad that you get two thumbs down? Or does it mean that the doctors all crowd around you and say stuff like, 'Wow! That's terrible! Awful! Look at how his leg is bent!"?
We laughed non-stop for about five minutes.
I love words!
DISgruntled, UNscathed, DISpensed (Has anybody ever "pensed" you?)
What are some others?