My expectant wife, Kathy, and I were on the couch talking, and she remarked that Max (who is now 17 months old) has been increasingly poking her in her rapidly disappearing navel and asking, "Baby?"
She told him, "Yeah, that's where the unbib -- I mean -- the umbilical cord is!"
"Yeah, son, " I said, "It would be called the unBIBLICAL cord only if we weren't married!"
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